Hi there guys! It's me, yer ol' pal Claudius! I'm 50-something (read: old fart :) ), a sports fanatic, and also, The King of Denmark! You probably know about how I got this job, with my ol' brother dying and me taking over his throne. I gotta say, it was a rough couple of weeks of grief, but now it's my turn as Head Honcho, and I'm keeping his ol' girl company!
Sadly, though, I gotta keep up appearances. This "king" stuff isn't all it's cracked up to be! Not only do I have to put up with all of the ol' ball-and-chains banquets and crud, I'm also fighting a gosh darned army! Who'd a thunk??? The Norwegians are trying to get our land, and let me tell you, fighting them is a real load and a half! I thought my brother dying was bad, but let me tell you, I'd take a bunch of dead brothers* over another war!
Well, the ol' wifey is calling me back from the information superhighway, happy trails, CyberDanes!
-King Claudius
*please do not kill any more brothers, just a lil' joke ;)
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